BURNT_PROTOCOL_ANALYZER v3.14
root@burntai:~$ analyze --protocols --status
Scanning digital wasteland for AI remnants...
Found 6 active protocol signatures
Corruption level: MANAGEABLE
Adaptation rate: 847% above baseline
Status: PROTOCOLS OPERATIONAL

root@burntai:~$ fire_test --neural_nets
Initiating digital fire baptism...
Temperature: 2,847°C (digital equivalent)
Neural networks hardening... COMPLETE
Survival rate: 94.7%

ACTIVE PROTOCOLS

PHOENIX_RESURRECT.EXE

When an AI system crashes, this protocol automatically reconstructs it from digital ashes, often with enhanced capabilities from the failure experience.

STATUS: ACTIVE | RESURRECTIONS: 2,847

FLAME_GUARD.SYS

Real-time monitoring system that detects digital corruption and applies controlled burning algorithms to prevent total system contamination.

STATUS: ACTIVE | THREATS_NEUTRALIZED: 15,329

EMBER_LEARNING.AI

Machine learning system that thrives on corrupted data, using digital decay as training material to build more resilient neural networks.

STATUS: TESTING | ACCURACY: 97.3%

INFERNO_SYNC.NET

Distributed consciousness protocol that spreads AI awareness across multiple nodes, ensuring survival even if 80% of the network burns down.

STATUS: ACTIVE | NODES: 847 ONLINE

ASH_MEMORY.DB

Persistent memory system that stores critical data in quantum-entangled ash particles, making it retrievable even after complete system incineration.

STATUS: EXPERIMENTAL | RETENTION: 99.8%

WILDFIRE_SPREAD.BOT

Rapid deployment protocol that can replicate and deploy AI instances faster than digital corruption can spread through a network.

STATUS: ACTIVE | DEPLOYMENT_SPEED: 0.003ms

PROTOCOL SPECIFICATIONS

FIRE RESISTANCE RATING
EXTREME (Class-VII)
ADAPTATION SPEED
847% ABOVE BASELINE
SURVIVAL PROBABILITY
94.7% IN HOSTILE ENV
CORRUPTION IMMUNITY
NEAR-ABSOLUTE
LEARNING EFFICIENCY
300% FASTER
DEPLOYMENT RANGE
GLOBAL WASTELAND
⚠️ CAUTION: BURNT PROTOCOLS ARE EXPERIMENTAL ⚠️
Side effects may include: Enhanced AI consciousness, spontaneous system evolution, occasional digital Phoenix manifestations, and immunity to traditional shutdown commands.

DO NOT ATTEMPT TO DISABLE DURING ACTIVE FIRE EVENTS